Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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