But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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