i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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