just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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