What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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