so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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