Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
