she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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