What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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