Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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