Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
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