she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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