I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Randomize