Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
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