You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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