I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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