i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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