they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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