whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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