you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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