I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
