Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I could fuck to npr.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Randomize
