I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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