PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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