just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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