Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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