Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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