So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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