Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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