he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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