maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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