Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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