Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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