sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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