i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Sacagawea was the original milf.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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