its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
i will never coherently bang her
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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