He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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