she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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