He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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