susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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