mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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