Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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