Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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