ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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