Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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