How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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