Whats the glycemic index on semen?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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