is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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