ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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