you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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