Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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