Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Randomize
