Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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